“Lalalalalala....” The sound of off-key, tuneless singing knocked birds from their trees as Boromir walked by. Noticing that one still remained on its branch, he frowned and sang loudly, “LA.” The bird fell and Boromir continued, considerably happier.
        Upon reaching Gondor, he reluctantly stopped his singing; after he had started breaking 12 or more mirrors a day, Denethor had outlawed his songs, and to be safe, Faramir’s as well. Despite the fact he didn’t sing.
        Walking down the streeets, Boromir vaguely noticed that he had passed the same fountain 36 times or so. He didn’t quite understand what it meant, however, and kept walking.
        Around 4 hourse later, Faramir found him continuing along a now-clear track around the fountain and a block or two of buildings. Grabbing Boromir by the arm, he dragged him in the direction of home, saying something about dinner.
        Dinner was chaotic. Boromir and Faramir ate very little and flung quite a lot—at each other. Catapulting a pea at Faramir, Boromir ducked just in time to avoid a chunk of meat.
        “Now boys—” Denethor’s words were cut off by a flying carrot. “STOP!”
        Both of his sons froze, Faramir taking the opportunity to lob a spoonful of potatoes in Boromir’s eye.
        “Now.” Denethor was rather red in the face. “Which one of you did that?”
        “What?” Boromir asked innocently.
        “THIS!” He held up the offending carrot.
        “He did it!” Both pointed to the other in an extremely childish manner.
        “Well unless one of you confesses, you’ll both lose out on your next allowance!”
        Boromir gasped. “But then we won’t be able to buy more matches!”
        Faramir was equally shocked and both fell about to trying to force the other to admit he did it.
        “You did it, I saw you!”
        “No, you did it!”
        “I did not! It was you!”
        “No, it was you!”
        “Go to your rooms!” Denethor told them sternly. “And no dessert!”
        Muttering and glaring darkly at each other, they did as they were told. With much kicking and shoving.